Former Police Chief Laird Kircher: ......."They were loading and unloading wood" , additionally he ....... knows George Washington wouldn't have done it--- ....... they grew-up together. Former Fire Chief Wooz George: ......."I never saw any tree during my 75 years next door." Former Crossing Guard Deanne Ebbert: .......She can totally relate to a lying tree. Former District Justice, Mark Devlin: .......He first thought it was Abe Lincoln, then changed his mind ....... when he realized it was Thomas Jefferson. Then changed ....... his mind again. Police Chief cHARLES hOLTGRAVER: .......Directed his officers to ... ....... "Arrest George Washington for hunting an endangered ........ species. He's chief and can do what whatever he wants. Pittsburgh Attorney Fred E Baxter, Borough Solicitor: .......Called Pa. Dept. of Enviromental Protection to be a witness, .......on his trips back and forth to the bank..making deposits. Pittsburgh Attorney Dennis A Watson, Zoning Board Chairman: ......."Found George Washington guilty of hunting."