It's actually a police test to see if
signs will deter skateboarders.
Preventive measure--no one will trip
on sidewalk.
The signs are placed there for pedestrians to grab onto in
case they fall.
The signs prevent wear and tear on the
red bricks.
The signs prevent any pedestrians from being killed on that
sidewalk.
the signs hide the uneven bricks below.
cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER thinks a blind person owns
the property and this is their way of signing.
It's better for pedestrians to risk life and limb, walking
nearer to cars.
Nobody heard or saw, but council had
approved the signs.
This sidewalk isn't shoveled all winter long anyhow, so what
difference does it make?
cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER hasn't noticed the signs in 28
years.
No one told cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER the signs were
there.
cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER is considering charging
the property owner for driving too fast for
conditions.
cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER is considering charging
the property owner for an illegal u-turn.
Cigarettes must be good for you.
It's better for cigarettes to be advertised, rather than
crack cocaine.
It's a cynical plot to see how many people can get killed
when they
walk on the street to avoid the signs.
The color white is exempt from
citations.
Laird Kircher only sees the signs when they're loading and
unloading.
There really isn't anything called "sidewalk obstruction" in
wEST vIEW, anymore.
"Like" Deanne Ebbert says, "like" they
told her the "like" signs would
"like" only be there for "like" a little while.
Citations are no longer issued during
the spring.
Wooz George has never noticed the
signs.
The signs will act as shields in case
any more bullets fly in wild, wild, wEST vIEW!
This property isn't owned by a
defenseless little old lady.
There are subliminal messages to
attract people to wEST vIEW,
hidden in the signs.
Deanne Ebbert knows what the signs are
thinking.
A relative of Dan Daugherty is a
tobacco farmer.
The signs really don't obstruct vision
when cars pull out.
Fred E Baxter Jr. doesn't care about
the kids at that end of the block.
The signs must predate the zoning
code.
The sidewalk is actually private
property, at that end of the block.
Ken Wolf can't remember where to buy
cigarettes without the sign.
There are no signs, it's an optical
illusion.
Deanne Ebbert isn't worried about
"her" kids that far down the block.
Just because.
Laird Kircher believes the signs are
loading and unloading.
The signs are there for Deanne Ebbert
to rest her ample arse on because she gets tired of
standing.
"sidewalk obstruction", that's
someplace cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER just doesn't go
anymore.
In some way it's related to
inter-governmental cooperation.
Property is on the wEST vIEW "Do Not
Harass" list.
The signs are simply another reason
that makes wEST vIEW, a good place to live.
The signs were part of the resolution
of the Girty's Run Litigation..
Esthetically, the cigarette sign
compliments the sidewalk.
Fred E Baxter Jr owns stock in the
cigarette company.
A traffic signal is
close-by.
It's near an intersection.
It's a plot to kill as many wEST vIEW
residents as possible.
The address isn't 479 Perry
Hwy.
Deanne Ebbert has seen the sign, but only when they're
loading and unloading--
she may have only noticed the kids at Columbine during those
times as well.
A 3rd cousin works at the Water Authority
There is no sidewalk it's an optical illusion..
Nobody really gives a damn
Gas stations are exempt from laws..
Daugherty has a learning
disability---
he confuses "private property " with "sidewalk".
cHIEF cHARLES hOLTGRAVER is really blind.
There's a curb on both sides of sidewalk
Deanne Ebbert says she talked to the
signs, and
they know they don't belong there.
A sign rests on the sidewalk across the street, so it must
be ok.
A lazy, screaming crossing guard never worked
close-by.
A policeman owns the
property.
It gives vehicles traveling south a
chance to kill a pedestrian now and then.
People in wEST vIEW should smoke more.
Provides clients to wEST vIEW Doctors to combat the
ill-effects of smoking.
It's at a bus stop, and somehow that makes it OK.
