My
conclusions about parking in wEST vIEW
- 1. Trucks can
park on the sidewalk
- 2. Vans can park
on the sidewalk
- 3. Trucks can
block the sidewalk
- 4. Vans can block
the sidewalk
- 5. Signs can
block the sidewalk
- 6. Cars from a
used car lot can block the sidewalk
- 7. You may park
in front of your property on the east side of the
highway
- 8. You may park
in front of your property, north of 479 Perry Highway
- 9. You may park
on your property, south of 479 Perry Highway
- 10. Plant bushes
at the property line, then you can park on your own
property
- 11. Put in a curb
adjacent to the property line, then you can park on your own
property
- 12. If the
sidewalk is blacktop, and your property is bricked, you can park
on your own property
- 13. If your
sidewalk is bricked, and your property is concrete, you are not
permitted to park on your property
- 14. You are not
permitted to park parallel to the highway, on your own property,
if your address has the digits 4-7-9
- 15. You are
permitted to park as close to the highway as possible, if the
digits 4-7-9 do not appear in your address
- 16. Vehicles at
479 Perry Highway are not permitted to park on their own
property
- 17. When building
a new structure, make sure the building does not sit back from the
property line
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Perhaps I'll buy a van so I can
park on the sidewalk!
Perhaps I'll buy a truck so I can
park on the sidewalk!
Maybe I'll turn my car into a big
sign so I can leave it on the sidewalk!
Perhaps, I'll plant bushes at the
property line, so I can park behind them!
Maybe I'll plant a vegetable garden
at the front of my property!
Perhaps I'll open a used car lot,
so I can park on the sidewalk!
Perhaps I'll replace the bricked
area with concrete and then
brick my actual property, so I'm able to park
there!
Maybe, if I just park on the
sidewalk, I won't get a tag.
