For nearly three decades, parking took place in front of Angel Studio, on a routine basis. Most of the epitaphs inscribed on these headstones reflect my distain and disgust at testimony contrary to reality, which was presented at a hearing chaired by Dennis A. Watson. Mr. Watson disregarded testimony from people who parked there on a regular basis, in favor of people who couldn't "remember", "never saw" or outright lied. .....
.. Collectively, the officials of wEST vIEW also share the blame. They were complicit in trying to cover the ass of a fool police chief, cHARLES hOLTGRAVER, who illegally and repeatedly issued tickets for "sidewalk obstruction", while the vehicle was parked totally and completely on private property. .. Still, the two main culprits, circumventing usual governmental checks and balances, were the ethically bankrupt Pittsburgh attorneys, Borough Solicitor Fred E. Baxter, Jr. and his former law partner, and cohort, Zoning Board Chairman and President of the Pittsburgh Law firm, Grogan Graffan P.C. Attorney Dennis A. Watson. .. What pathetic legacies they leave! ..
Fred E. Baxter, Jr. Pittsburgh Attorney "Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo"		Deanne Ebbert, crossing guard "Qualem muleirculam!"		Dennis A. Watson, Pittsburgh Attorney and President of Grogan Graffan P.C. "Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat."
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cHARLES hOLTZGRAVER, police chief "Podex perfectus es"		Ronald George, former Fire Chief "Crapulam Terriblem Habeo"		Laird Kircher, former police chief "Tum podem extulit horridulum"
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Daniel M. Daugherty, man of many hats. parked but kept silent. "Apudne te vel me?"		Mark Devlin, former district justice "Caput tuum in ano est"		Richard D. Powell, Mayor, parked but kept silent. "Faciem durum cacantis habes"
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J. B. Ballon Aghast at this regime "Raptus regaliter!"				Justin Fair, A former wEST vIEW mainstay. "Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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Morologus es!		You're talking like a moron!
Qualem muleirculam!		What a bimbo!
Es mundus excrementi		You are a pile of shit
Podex perfectus es		You're a complete asshole
Es stultior asino		You are dumber than an ass
Tum podem extulit horridulum		You are talking shit
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat.		Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.
Caput tuum in ano est		You have your head up your ass
Faciem durum cacantis habes		You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo		Don't call me, I'll call you.
Crapulam Terriblem Habeo		I have a terrible hangover.