"wEST vIEW, a good place to leave!"

If a tree fell in the forest,
and Wooz George was not looking,
Deanne Ebbert was too busy screeching
and Laird Kircher was deaf...

...the conclusion of Dennis A Watson,
Pittsburgh Attorney and....
Zoning Board Chairman, would be....

THE TREE HAD MADE NO SOUND WHATSOEVER!

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