Gave out jobs according to plan.

Nepotism was his middle name

Council Chairman, another game.

The political machine was strong as can be

Aided by jobs at "his" Water Authority.

He ran the Borough with an Iron hand

Some claim he had an overactive gland.

Dan should've been scared with a face so red,

He may have expired in an employee's bed.

Westviewginia it's called for a reason

Brothers and sisters were always in season.