Humpty dumpty sat on a wall ¹

Humpty dumpty had a great fall ²

All the King's horses ³

And all the King's men ⁴

Couldn't put Humpty together again ⁵

^{1. "cHARLES hOLTGRAVER testified Humpty dumpty was standing
on the wall. (Testilying as usual)}

^{2. Richard D. Powell, Mayor of wEST vIEW never saw the fall
(It took place in the winter, while the mayor was in Florida)}

^{3. Laird Kircher testified the horses never helped,
they were too busy "loading and unloading".}

^{4. Deanne Ebbert was like(sic) screeching like(sic), at all the
King's men, they was(sic) blocking her view from where her arse
was attached to the window ledge.}

^{5. Deanne Ebbeert stated, like(sic) Humpty dumpty never fell,
I told him to move, I told him the students was(sic) like(sic) coming.
He knew not to sit there.}

^{Pittsburgh Attorney Fred E Baxter, also Borough Solictor(sic)
filed charges for some sort of Zoning Infraction.}

^{Pittsburgh Attorney Dennis A Watson who is Chairman of the
wEST vIEW Zoning Board upheld the charges in his
kangaroo court.}